$15.00

At the end of the day, a coaster means freedom. 

The freedom to set your icy glass down wherever you like. Or to set your dripping wet, cold can of beer down wherever the hell you want. Or even the freedom to set a gooey chocolate chip cookie down on your glass table… and leave no trace. 

And we say, if you’re going to set a beer or a cookie down someplace, set it on one of our mouths. 

Introducing the We Are Scientists Coaster Collection. Four of the handsomest damn coasters we’ve ever laid eyes on, and we travel the world using coasters as a big part of our job.

These are nice, thick, nigh-indestructible coasters. Not the kind you throw away after one use, soggy from all your spills. Spill on these all day — they remain firm, and handsome. They’re made of some kind of wood, it seems like. (Cork?) And then the surface has a nice full-color print. 

Wow. Good coasters. Enough for a double date, or dinner with the family. 

Four (4) hard coasters to keep forever. 

Product image is an artist’s rendering. Actual coasters are much thicker. 

PRE-ORDER CUSTOMERS: Orders are expected to begin shipping the week of July 18th, 2025. Any items purchased with this pre-order will not ship until the week of July 18th, 2025 as well. All items are mockups and final product may vary slightly.